heh ...

[inanedirk]

Bei nano gibt's gerade einen Bericht über die Untersuchung von Flugzeug-Tragflächen auf Mängel. Da klettert ein Mitarbeiter in die Tragfläche (die ja bekanntermaßen gleichzeitig "Tank" ist), und befestigt Röntgenplatten, damit dann später von außen das Material durchgeröntgt (sp?) werden kann.

"Da selbst ein kleiner Funke Treibstoffreste entzünden könnte, benutzen die Techniker Spezialwerkzeug, um die Platten zu befestigen."

Gleichzeitig zeigt der Bericht besagtes Spezialwerkzeug, gemeinhin auch "Klebeband" genannt ... (:


And now for something completely different:

Venezuelan man survives autopsy
Haven't even read the article, but I liked the title ...

Also, Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks arent the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.
Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com