good night?

Last night I had a nightmare that I'd got negative feedback on eBay ...

And I played around with and tested a mobile satnav ...

And I was in a museum, and some stuff displayed was actually mine ...

Also in the museum was a cactus that I got too close to and scratched my face ...

*shurgs*

Fantasy Filmfest in Hamburg ...

... ich möchte sehen:

Mittwoch, 15.08.	20.15 Black Sheep	Kino 1
Donnerstag, 16.08.	17.00 The Abandoned	Kino 3
	19.00 Paprika	Kino 1
	21.15 Stuck	Kino 1
	23.30 Death Note	Kino 2
Freitag, 17.08.	13.00 Retribution	Kino 3
	17.00 The Girl who leapt through Time	Kino 3
	23.30 Botched	Kino 1
	23.30 Death Note: The last Name	Kino 2
Samstag, 18.08.
Sonntag, 19.08.	12.00 Pan's Labyrinth (free HD Promo showing)	Kino 3
	14.45 Joshua	Kino 3
	17.15 Rise: Blood Hunter	Kino 2
	19.00 Shadowboxer	Kino 2
	21.15 Fido	Kino 1
	21.15 An American Crime	Kino 2
	23.30 Free Jimmy	Kino 2
Montag, 20.08.	13.00 Fissures	Kino 3
	19.15 The Deaths of Ian Stone	Kino 1
Dienstag, 21.08.
Mittwoch, 22.08.	19.15 Film Noir	Kino 1
	21.30 Day Watch	Kino 1
	21.30 OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies	Kino 2

Einige Konflikte muß ich noch auflösen |:

Also, alles davon zu sehen kann ich mir wohl eh abschminken. Wenn ich auf die zwei "uninteressantesten" Tage verzichte, bin ich aber immer noch bei 15 Filmen, von denen 14 Eintritt kosten. 8€ pro Film macht 112€, dazu kommt, dass ich irgendwie hin- und wieder wegkommen muß. Also, 100€ Mietwagen für 4 Tage, und Spritkosten (50€ grob geschätzt). Bin ich bei ca 260€ ...

Gülcans Traumhochzeit!

So, there's this show on german TV called Gülcans Traumhochzeit (Gülcan's Dream Wedding). I'm told Gülcan is an MTV VJ or something, I don't really know.
Anyway, the show is about her wedding preparations. And just today I read that the actual wedding will be taking place in three weeks. So I thought yay, three weeks from now I won't have to be scared of turning on the TV and seeing that NONSENSE being on. But then it occured to me, this just begs to see another few seasons. Think about it ...

Season 02: Gülcans Flitterwochen (Gülcan's Honeymoon)
Season 03: Gülcans Schwangerschaft (Gülcan's Pregnancy) - the season finale of course being her giving birth.
Season 04: Gülcans 2te Schwangerschaft (Gülcan's 2nd Pregnancy) - supposedly a new kid, but lots of the show looks awfully familiar from last season.
Season 05: Gülcans Alptraum-Scheidung (Gülcan's Nightmare Divorce) - her husband finally sees what I've known since around the start of season 1.
Season 06: Gülcans Solojahre (Gülcan's Solo Years) - Gülcan as a jobless, single mother raising two kids, with a special Halloween Episode where she gets revenge on her ex-husband for leaving her, and brutually murders him.
Season 07: CSI Gülcan - William L. Petersen, David Caruso and Ottfried Fischer investigate the murder on Gülcan's ex-husband.
Season 08: Gülcan im Gefängnis (Gülcan's Prison Years) - Gülcan is convicted and follows in the foot steps of her role model Paris Hilton.
Season 09: Gülcans Dead Zone (Gülcan's Dead Zone) - Gülcan is free again, but after getting hit on the head in some prison related event from the past season, she now has visions of her deceased ex-husband, haunting her.
Season 10: Gülcan the Ghost Whisperer - After the writers are out of ideas they're fired and replaced by new ones, who, on such short notice, can't think of anything other than continuing the theme from last season. Lots of die hard fans complain about the new writers not being true to the original concept of the show.
Special 01: Gülcan - Der Film (Gülcan - The Movie) - written and directed by Uwe Boll. Plot is not yet known, but will probably feature Undead Zombie Ex-Husband.
Season 11: Gülcan macht Pause (Gülcan taking a break) - Witness Gülcan not doing any TV show for about 6 months.
Season 12: Gülcans Comeback (Gülcan's Comeback) - Witness a whole season of Gülcan and the writers of the show trying to come up with something new.
Season 13: Gülcan sucht den Super-Mann (Gülcan's Next Husband) - Casting show with Gülcan, her mother, and a medium who can communicate with the deceased ex-husband as the jury.
Special 02: Gülcan hinter den Kulissen (Gülcan Behind the Scenes) - Softcore porn movie, loosely based on last season. Alternative title: "The real Casting".

And if you think I'm bored, then you are right!

(No offence intended against Gülcan or her soon-to-be husband, I just kinda dislike the concept of that show they're doing)

twitchy ...

Everyone has a twitchy eye sometimes.

I have a twitchy tongue tip o_O