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wah
I fscking can't believe it.
Not only do people do april fool's jokes on me, which I hate (and which I don't do on others because I think it's stupid), now I'm playing jokes on myself apparently ...

So, earlier today my internet connection died. Which ofc sux, so I looked up the service line phone number an the times they're open (you can only reach them during the week, and only until 3pm on Fridays, so I kinda paniced). I'd decided to give them a call if my connection didn't work by now.
So, I'm just back from the airport, and the connection still doesn't work. Modem can't sync apparently. So I grab my phone, and notice that I'm not getting a dial tone. Made me wonder, if the phone doesn't work either, it might not be an ISP problem, but a Telekom issue. Either that, or the splitter is borked (sux too) ... Anyway, at that point I decide to see whether it's the splitter, or the phone line, so I climb below the desk to unhook the splitter stuff, and hook up the phone directly ...
At this point I notice that the splitter cable is lying on the ground, and not connected to the phone jack at all.
o_O
O_o
Turns out, when I changed my calendar from march to april earlier today, I accidently dropped the calendar, and it must've fallen right onto the cable and ripped it out of the phone jack ...

THANK GORD I didn't actually call my ISP about that!! That would've been so embarassing ...

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woohoo
April 1st, and my news server has just stopped being free.
):

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Hrmm ... Something's not quite right here ...

Enter the dark underworld of Splinter Cell 3, the sword-slashing sequel
to the critically acclaimed Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

O_o

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hmm!
I learned something new today ...
My phone displays the time you've spent talking to someone in its display.
It can't go above 59m 59s. Then it starts at 0 again.
So according to my phone I've spent 3 minutes on the phone with Olaf ... o_O

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okay now I'm worried.
There was a loud *bang* sound outside. Couldn't see where it came from or anything.
Only weird thing I noticed was that there's suddenly a dead bird lying right in front of the entrance to the building.
So now I'm thinking there's someone shooting birds around here somewhere ... o_O